Roger Whittaker !!
Retired Painter, Singer and Decorator from Whitby Roger Whittaker now involved in GEORDIE CORONA CUM FEST, at Barnard Castle. Quoted on “Sky News”, Whittaker said:
“I’m gonna leave old Durham town and that leaving’s gonna get me down”
Depressed TAXI DRIVER Chris Rea called in to investigate lack of social distancing on the A690 to Durham Town – the so-called “Road to Hell”. Rea was asked about social distancing but he replied that he was just “Driving home for Christmas” nine months early.
Boris Johnson calls former GEORDIE and soul BROTHER Brian Johnson to discuss “Highway to BREXIT Hell”. Unfortunately Johnson’s comments were incomprehensible to non-Geordies.
“Shy bairns get nowt”
Feng Shui teacher Sting and ex Status Quo keyboard player Steve Baker call CUMMINGS to say “Don’t stand so close to me”. Later on a compromise is reached as they decide that they “don’t have to put the red light on”[Top]