Pants to Brexit – A Europop Dance Floor Classic

Pants to Brexit, No to Exit !!

Pants to Brexit is a BSE (Brexit Satirical Europop) dance track that exposes the stupidity of Brexit in a fun but arse biting way – We know from Boris Johnson that Brexit will indeed be a Titanic Success and the lyrics also suggest that “Brexit Means a Leaky Gusset” which is at least clearer than “Brexit Means Brexit”. Strange times call for strange and wonderful songs to wake the nation up to the truth of what is going on around us. Pants to Brexit contains a middle section where Boris Johnson and Donald Trump talk dirty about Brexit Populism with a fake Marilyn Monroe in the spirit of fake news. Here’s some samples of the song and the lyrics:

THE POETRY

I love you darling…
Brexit will be a Titanic Success
… Pants to Brexit X 4

Brexit, I thought you would excite me
Strong control pants hugging me tightly
Now I see that you’re just unsightly
We don’t want no – no tighty-whitey

Brexit I thought that you’d excite me
Strong control pants hug me tightly
Brexit’s coming back to bite me
Now we need to save Old Blighty!

Brexit Exit ain’t denied me!
I can change with truth to guide me
We know now the other side,
They lied, they lied, they lied, they fried me

Brexit, I thought you would excite me
Strong control pants hugging me tightly

Now the choice is fight or flight.
We see the iceberg on the Right.
We got to make a move tonight.
We gonna fall into the white sea.

Captain Corbeye, might be Right?
He Left us jumping into ice.
He told us we would be alright.
His Brexit Pants would save my life.

I love you darling…
Brexit will be a Titanic Success.
Will you be my captain?
I wasn’t lying about what I said on that bus!
Make Brexit as big as the Titanic.
Are you experiencing brexual tension?
Me and you Boris, let’s make a Titanic Success of it.
It’s gonna be great, it’s gonna be fantastic.
I’d like to be rigged up on your deck
I love Brexit.
You’re as cool as an iceberg.

Brexit, I thought you would excite me
Strong control pants hugging me tightly
Now I see that you’re just unsightly
We don’t want no – no tighty-whitey

Pants to Brexit… No to Exit! X 4

So, the dreadful scene is thus set:
Brexit means ‘Brexit we must’?
It makes no sense – let’s make a fuss:
Shit! Brexit means a leaky gusset
Brexit means a leaky gusset
Leaky gusset, leaky gusset.

Brexit is gonna be great for Donald Trump.
It’s gonna be great for Donald Trump.

I love you darling…

© Cook/Berry 2017

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MUSICOLOGY

The musical influences for “Pants to Brexit” were Erasure, The Cheeky Girls, Brian Eno, Madonna, Abba, Depeche Mode, Fad Gadget, U2 and Bill Nelson via the E-Bow guitar.  Never before have such a rich assembly of artists combined in such a fortunate way.

THE CREDITS

Madeleina Kay – Voices

Drew Galdon – Voices

Jase Bell – Chapman Stick Bass

Andrew McGuinness – Drums

Steph Grant – Vocals

Rachel Ashley – Vocals

Simon Burne – Rapping

Richard Steeden, Tracy Lepine, Erwin Schaefer, Catherine Carr – Backing Vocals

Peter Cook – Songwriting, Synths, E-Bow, guitars, programming

Jane Berry – Lyric co-writing

Lenny Bunn – Production and Engineering

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Rage Against The Brexit Machine ℗ & © Peter Cook 2017

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